Do you hide when Jehovah witnesses knock on your door?
They’re all too lazy to walk up the steps to the porch.


Tell me about your dancing style?
Think ‘The Elaine’ from Seinfeld only worse.


Honestly, do you laugh when people trip for no reason?
Yeah, especially when I do it.


What is your most used cuss word?
Fuck


Do you think it looks silly when people wear socks with sandals?
Yes


How many speeding tickets have you talked your way out of?
Never tried


If you wake up late, is the rest of your day ruined?
nope


Which side of the bed do you sleep on?
left


Name the seven dwarf’s.
um, isn’t it dwarves? anyway. sleepy, sneezy, doc, dopey, grumpy ,happy, bashful.
right??
yep.


When you bend over, can you touch your toes?
yep


What kind of drunk are you?
I don’t drink
What is the most difficult thing you’ve ever had to overcome?
My mom passing away.


How do you feel about rainy days?
Love ’em.


Do you think that people mistake your kindness for a weakness?
Sometimes


Can you cook?
Yes


What is your best dish?
Potato Soup.


Have you ever eaten anything disgusting for money?
no.

Has anyone of the same sex ever hit on you?
Yes.

Do you know anyone who is a pathilogical liar?
yes


What about bi-polar?
yes


Is there anyone you know that deserves to get bitch slapped?
Quite a few


Why do people drive slow in the fast lane?
They’ve gone full retard.


What is something interesting your best friend would tell us about you?
She’ll tell you I’m annoying.
😛


Is it ever ok for people to marry their second cousin?
Don’t know, don’t care.


How many real sit-ups can you do in a minute?
maybe 5


Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Probably


What is the best pick up line you’ve ever heard?
idk



Have you ever found anything gross in your parents bedroom?
no.


Besides a toilet, where was the last place you peed?
Potra potty?



Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
How about, no.



Would you rather have cookies and milk or crackers and juice?
Cookies and milk



Have you ever missed someones hand in a high five?
yep LOL


Last brand of shoes you had on?
Adidas


Favorite candy bar?
Reese’s PB cups


Where was the last bruise you got on yourself?
OMG, this is such a retarded reason. I was mixing a bottle of amoxicillin at work and hit it on the heel of my hand and gave myself a bruise.
LOL

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