Do you hide when Jehovah witnesses knock on your door?
They’re all too lazy to walk up the steps to the porch.
Tell me about your dancing style?
Think ‘The Elaine’ from Seinfeld only worse.
Honestly, do you laugh when people trip for no reason?
Yeah, especially when I do it.
What is your most used cuss word?
Do you think it looks silly when people wear socks with sandals?
How many speeding tickets have you talked your way out of?
If you wake up late, is the rest of your day ruined?
Which side of the bed do you sleep on?
Name the seven dwarf’s.
um, isn’t it dwarves? anyway. sleepy, sneezy, doc, dopey, grumpy ,happy, bashful.
When you bend over, can you touch your toes?
What kind of drunk are you?
I don’t drink
What is the most difficult thing you’ve ever had to overcome?
My mom passing away.
How do you feel about rainy days?
Do you think that people mistake your kindness for a weakness?
Can you cook?
What is your best dish?
Have you ever eaten anything disgusting for money?
Has anyone of the same sex ever hit on you?
Do you know anyone who is a pathilogical liar?
What about bi-polar?
Is there anyone you know that deserves to get bitch slapped?
Quite a few
Why do people drive slow in the fast lane?
They’ve gone full retard.
What is something interesting your best friend would tell us about you?
She’ll tell you I’m annoying. 😛
Is it ever ok for people to marry their second cousin?
Don’t know, don’t care.
How many real sit-ups can you do in a minute?
Have you ever eaten a crayon?
What is the best pick up line you’ve ever heard?
Have you ever found anything gross in your parents bedroom?
Besides a toilet, where was the last place you peed?
Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
How about, no.
Would you rather have cookies and milk or crackers and juice?
Cookies and milk
Have you ever missed someones hand in a high five?
Last brand of shoes you had on?
Favorite candy bar?
Reese’s PB cups
Where was the last bruise you got on yourself?
OMG, this is such a retarded reason. I was mixing a bottle of amoxicillin at work and hit it on the heel of my hand and gave myself a bruise. LOL