1. Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion?
yep

2. Last awkward moment?
When a customer was telling how the country is going to hell because a ‘n****r’ was put in office.


3. Who do you find yourself crushing on currently?
Justin Masterson

4. Have you ever fallen backwards down a set of stairs?
I tend to fall up them

5. Ever been to a friends house and starved the whole time?
yeah

6. Ever found more than a dollar in a random place?
yeah

7. Name someone close to you who smokes cigarettes?
my husband

8. Name 3 things that everyone knows about you:
1. I love anime
2. I’m fiercely loyal to my friends
3. I’m loud

9. When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
Fuck you, there’s the door.


10. Have you ever been corrected at your workplace?
Anyone who works for someone else has been corrected before. It’s called learning your job.



11. Has anyone ever been more important to you than a family member?
no

12. Do you still live at home?
no


13. Last time you smiled?
Hn, not for a while.


14. What do you do when a telemarketer calls?
Not answer


15. Would life be the same without alcohol?
sure

16. Would you go a month without washing your hair to save a loved one?
yeah

17. Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
I would be pissed off so, yes.


18. Have you had the best night of your life?
Of my life so far? Yes.


19. Do you think your current pets will be alive ten years from now?
Luci- maybe, she’s 5. Buckwheat- he’s 9, I doubt it. Cupcake- she’s 3, yeah.


20. Have you ever picked a booger and speared it under something?
when I was, like 5.


21. When was your last bubble bath?
No bathtub. Only a shower.


22. Do you know anyone by the name of Dennis?
yeah

23. What was the last thing you ate?
McDonald’s

24. Where is your pet right now?
on the bed

25. Name five things you did last night?
1. Chatted with Nollie
2. Listened to music
3. Read
4. Doled out cat treats
5. Then went to bed

26. Last time you consumed alcohol?
June

27. What color phone do you have?
gun metal grey

28. How many kids do you have?
none

29. What outfit do you have on at this exact moment?
Pjs

30. What color are your eyes?
Brown

31. Have you ever been in love?
yes

32. When was the last time you drank a martini?
never

33. Did you do any chores today?
No, I was a lazyass all damn day.

34. What are you doing tomorrow?
Laundry, grocery store and laundry

35. Do you know someone who likes you?
My husband and couple other people

36. Have you ever had a friend named Fred, Frank, or Felipe?
no

37. Does a heartbreak feel as bad as it sounds?
WORSE

38. What color is your hair?
light brown

39. Do you think any of your exs still look good?
I haven’t a clue.


40. Have you ever said I Love You and not meant it?
Yeah before I really understood what love is.


42. What is the closest green object to you?
my cup

43. Have you ever been teased really bad?
yeah

44. Do you still have feelings for anyone from your past?
no

45. Have you ever had an ingrown toenail?
yes

46. Do you believe in ghosts?
yes

47. Have you eaten popcorn in the past 48 hours?
no

48. Do you have a lot of guy friends?
a few

49. Do you have your tonsils and wisdom teeth?
yes and no

50. Have you ever been in handcuffs?
Yes 😉

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